I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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