I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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