How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
only you would photoshop your dick
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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