I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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