maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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