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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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