Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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