She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
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When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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