Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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