Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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