How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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