"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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