new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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