You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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