but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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