So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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