he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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