Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
