I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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