Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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