he shaved USA in his pubs
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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