Kiss
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Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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