She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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