Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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