Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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