Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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