i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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