We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
50% drunk capacity currently
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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