Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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