Your mouth is God's brothel.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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