why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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