I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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