Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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