Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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