Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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