Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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