JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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