it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It was confusing and full of hummus
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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