Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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me + whiskey = a bad person
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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