his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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