why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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