Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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