i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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