So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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