do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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