return my video game
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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