My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
