Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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