At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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