U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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