we're blogging at a bar
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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