He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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