Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.