AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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