i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.