she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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