I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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